I saw this bird in the rain on my way back from work today, it seemed it had been battered by the rain. So I picked it up and decided to bring it home so it wouldn’t die of cold.

I got home and put it inside my dad’s shoe so it could feel warm again.

And I soon forgot all about it until my Dad eventually returned from work.

He went into his room to freshen up

30 minutes after his return, I suddenly heard a battle cry… it was my Dad praying violently

“I bind you demon!”

“I cast you Oracle!”

“You foul spirit!”

“Return to whosoever sent you!”

“You don’t belong here… I say return!”

I rushed into his room only to discover my bird was the demon he was binding and casting.

I didn’t utter a word about it.

After like an hour of binding, casting and speaking in tongues, I was asked to pick it up and throw it away.

Poor bird. I couldn’t afford throwing the innocent bird away and allowing it die in the cold. So I decided to put it beside the window of our landlord so the rain won’t beat it again.

But somehow, the bird walked in through the open window and the next thing we heard hours later was the raised voice of my landlord… Another violent prayer has begun

“They have come again!”

“They have come again!”

“My enemies has come in form of a bird!”

“Ha ha ha!”

“They even had the effrontery to enter my house!”

“But they would never succeed!”

“They want to kill me because I’m a Landlord!”

“They have failed!”

“No evil bird fashioned against me and my household shall ever prosper!”

“You demon!”

“Who sent you?”

“What bring you?”

“Who form you?”

“Die by fire!”

“I say die by fire!”

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