HOW TO SURVIVE IN OMOKU !!!

1. Have Money

2. Know people that have Money and Connection

3. Know the differences between
Obakata/Usomini/Obosi/Obieti/Ahoada Road/Obrikom Road/Market Road/Market Junction/Old Oba Road/Palace Road/Tourists Road and the Masters Junction.

4. Don’t fall in love

5.Just know that Palace Road junction and Church Road Junction are different places but have the same junction.

6. Avoid Obakata Girls and Interpol Road Girls Very important.

7. While going to Court follow Obor Road while going to cult follow Court Road 😤🤦. Back of Court is different from Obor Road

8. If you no get one or two Ospac friend your name nah sorry 😂😂

9. Always make sure you’re ready to argue with an Okada man over your change, especially those elderly ones with some Aboki

10.And not everybody that says they’re based in Omoku Actually stays in omoku. Some nah Okposi, Ogbidi, Obor village, Ebogoro, krighene Village and once bike or Keke Carry you pass the masters Junction just know say nah Obrikom or Egbema you dey go soo.

11. As a man no carry woman for head and as a woman no carry man for head. But if you want see fine Girls go erema street and if you need guys wey hold money, go Obor Road.

12. No follow Aboki man argue for lonely area. And them no dey press phone dey Walka for obakata for night.

13. Omoku is uphill but ask questions before you rent house for Dan street except you Sabi swim water during raining season.

14. Respect thier culture (Nchaka) and also respect thier masquerades if not your body go tell you.

15. Omoku has beautiful Houses and Hotels and we are rich in oil, omoku has constant power supply and also we have good roads ☺️ 🤦 but no forget to get like two or three hotel managers number and if you wan lodge babe on Sunday u fit book hotel room by Friday no wait till Sunday evening you fit no see room

16. Lastly Take number 4 & 8 seriously

17. Ehen before I go, This is Omoku where everything is possible i