Boy aged 7: Dad, I’ve decided to get married.

Dad: wonderful, do you have a girl in mind?

Boy: yes, Grandma. She said she loves me, and I love her. She is the best cook and best story teller in the whole wide world.

Dad: hmmm, that’s nice. But we have a small problem there.

Boy: what problem?

Dad: she happens to be my mother. How can you marry my mother?

Boy: why not? You married my own Mother now😮.