I went to buy dollar for my ads.

Alhaji: How much dollar do you want, I have good rates for you?

Me: 30,000 naira worth

Alhaji: (Opens his mouth wide) Madam you mean 30,000 dollars? Aliyu take her to the VIP section and give her tea. I will be there with you shortly ma.

Me: i didn’t say 30000 dollar, I said 30000 naira and you give me dollar equivalent

Alhaji: Madam you for talk am well, stand behind the counter. See our account details and make transfer.

Me: I thought Aliyu is taking me to VIP to serve me tea.

Alhaji: Madam do transfer, make we attend to another customer.

Hey God I need to hustle. Alhaji don change mouth because my money no reach 30000 dollar. Even tea I no drink, vip room I no see. Na behind counter I stand to do my transfer. Just see what 30000 naira gave me 😫