A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying to the Far East. Over the public address system, the Captain announces: “Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning, and this plane will be going down momentarily. Luckily, I see an island below us that should be able to accommodate our landing. This island appears to be uncharted; I am unable to find it on our maps. So the odds are that we will never be rescued and will have to live on the island for a very long time, if not for the rest of our lives. A few minutes later the plane lands safely on the island, whereupon Morris turns to his wife and asks, “Esther, did we pay our pledge to the Yeshiva yet? ” No Morris! ” she responded.Morris smiles, then asks, “Esther, did we pay our UJA pledge? ” “Oy no, I forgot to send the check!! ” Now Morris laughs. “One last thing, Esther. Did you remember to send our Temple Building Fund check this month? ” “Oy Morris I forgot that one too! ” Now Morris is practically choking with laughter. Esther asks Morris,”So what are you smiling and laughing about?Morris responds, “They’ll find us. ”
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