14TH FEBRUARY, 2025. VALENTINE’S DAY REPORT

(1) Engagements ………15%.
(2) Heart breaks ……..97%.
(3) Wife caught cheating ……..64%.
(4) Husband caught cheating ……71%.
(5) Condom sales ………99%
(6) Fast food sales ……..95%
(6a) Hotel Bookings ……99.9%
(7) Visit to Orphanage, prisoners/cells, beggars and destitutes ..5%.
(8) Girls in hospital over Love……..80%
(9) Boys in hospital over Love…….6%
(10) Girls arrested for fighting over Boys…….93%.
(11) Boys arrested for fighting over Girls…….8%
(12) Husbands beating wives in public……. 826 counted.
(13) Pregnancy ….. 49,572 & still counting
(14) Number of switched off phones on Feb 14, 2025…… 10 million.

We are still taking statistics.
Pls, stay tuned for further updates! 😉